Fuck a Pillsbury Pizza Pop™ OR a McCain Pizza Pocket™?
Wear the world’s biggest boots OR the world’s tightest jeans?
Have a penis for a nose OR have penises for fingers?
Always walk really slow OR only sprint?
Every time your parents make love, you must watch OR join in, just once?
Constantly smell like Subway OR work at Subway forever?
Smallest head with biggest neck OR biggest neck with smallest head?
Spend an hour in the meal hall compost bin OR eat a plate of that compost?