Running in the nineteenth Firefox tab of a computer near you Welcome back, dear readers, to your weekly glimpse of the real (i.e. not fake AF) news. If you have a brain and any quality resembling wokedness, you may have noticed some strange occurrences in our world today. From computer science “professors” using Internet Explorer […]

BREAKING NEWS Hello once again, sheeple. This week’s message will be short and sweet, as we write it in Morse code under a faulty lighting fixture from an undisclosed panic bunker. It appears that our alien guests haven’t left Sackville yet, so no truth bombs will be dropped this week. We do have knowledge of […]

Less disappointing than we thought Welcome, dear readers. As you’re probably aware, the Thanksgiving holiday is fast approaching. For some, that means going home to their family or friends and eating so much turkey that it results in a coma. For others, it means staying here and partaking in what Jennings has to offer (chicken […]

#4 Will SHOCK You Welcome to the Argosy’s newest column, where we’ll be informing you of the real on-goings at Mount Allison and the pancake-like disc the world actually is. Due to suspicious activity, we begin a week later than expected. But, worry not, we still have time to spread the truth. We did have an article written, but the […]