Humour
Let me set the scene. It’s 3 a.m. during finals season, 2018. I had been kicked out of the library about an hour ago. I had moved into the Argosy office with my friend Sean. In the morning I had a term paper due. The paper was 700 words over the limit. I had given […]
Dr. Jean-Paul Boudreau, the 15th president of Mount Allison University, has been voted Most Lit President in Mt. A history. A poll conducted by some of the guys determined that that “our fucking guy Jean-Paul” is “the most lit prez Mt. A’s ever had,” beating out former president Robert Campbell by 14 places. Criteria for […]
An anonymous first-year student has reported to the Argosy that they feel they really know the ins and outs of university life. After finishing their first semester living in Campbell Hall, they said, “I don’t get the big deal. It’s not even that hard: you just go to class sometimes and half-ass the assignments and […]
Well everyone, this is the last Argosy of the semester. We really did it. We pushed out a whole semester’s worth of biased, leftist, gotcha journalism, and you all ate it up like the FOOLS you are. Ah, the Argosy, where we don’t publish things unless we can spin them into something controversial. I’m sure […]
It that time of year again. Almost kind of winter. Now sometimes I thinking, why it get so dark early now? Do it really be like that? I ask my science friend: “Why it get so dark early now?” and she say it just b like that sometime. Now that REALLY got me thinkin. Why […]
I sure did have an eventful weekend. IDK about you but the weather was like the least of my worries on Saturday lol. I was a WAY bigger hazard to myself and others. YEEHAW. Argosy Staff Party 2k18 was fucking lit, or maybe I was just sloshed the whole time and had no idea what […]