Well everyone, this is the last Argosy of the semester. We really did it. We pushed out a whole semester’s worth of biased, leftist, gotcha journalism, and you all ate it up like the FOOLS you are. Ah, the Argosy, where we don’t publish things unless we can spin them into something controversial. I’m sure […]

It that time of year again. Almost kind of winter. Now sometimes I thinking, why it get so dark early now? Do it really be like that? I ask my science friend: “Why it get so dark early now?” and she say it just b like that sometime. Now that REALLY got me thinkin. Why […]

I sure did have an eventful weekend. IDK about you but the weather was like the least of my worries on Saturday lol. I was a WAY bigger hazard to myself and others. YEEHAW. Argosy Staff Party 2k18 was fucking lit, or maybe I was just sloshed the whole time and had no idea what […]

What’s up, gang. I honestly don’t even want to write these anymore but I, like, have to lol so I’m just gonna keep shitting them out #yeet. Anyway, as per usual, I’m writing these super behind schedule and just really struggling to survive. Speaking of surviving, this week’s tips are going to be all about […]

Dude……….. Weed. That’s right, boys and girls, that good, good, green ganja is legal now. Remember to snoke responsibly. This week’s tips are gonna be all about smoking that HERB. Now believe it or not, I don’t smoke the electric lettuce; however, as an omnipotent demigod, I know literally everything about everything so I’m gonna […]

Ok, so like… I forgot I had to write Trill’s Tips this week, but have no fear! I am very smart and will make some up here on the spot. I don’t know what these are going to be about, so strap in because this might get crazy. Tip 1. Uh… Drink water? Everyone seems […]

A Conspiracy… The year is 2007. You’re watching Total Drama Island in the comfort of your parents’ living room. The episode comes to an end, and just as you start reaching for the remote, a familiar song echoes through the screen. They have your attention. You want only one thing. Yop de mama. Now is […]

What’s up, nerds. It’s ya boy Trill comin’ back with another batch of hot tips. Aight, so I’m seriously starting to run out of good ideas for tips so if you guys have anything you want/need tips on let me know. Also this whole finding contributors thing is becoming more difficult than anticipated so if […]

Ok. First of all, fuck. Second, fuck (again). Thirdly, hey guys what’s up, it’s Trill, and I’m still really hungover from Hoco. I may or may not have done some things I’m not entirely proud of, but I am proud to say that I did not puke or pass out (for more than 10 minutes)! […]

What’s up, peasants. I have become the humour editor of the Argosy. I am now more god than man. Bow down to me, mortals. I am omnipotent and incredibly powerful. Now, you may be asking, “How did a simple man ascend to this position of unmatched power?” Well, let me tell you with these tips! […]