Dr. Jean-Paul Boudreau, the 15th president of Mount Allison University, has been voted Most Lit President in Mt. A history. A poll conducted by some of the guys determined that that “our fucking guy Jean-Paul” is “the most lit prez Mt. A’s ever had,” beating out former president Robert Campbell by 14 places. Criteria for […]

Well everyone, this is the last Argosy of the semester. We really did it. We pushed out a whole semester’s worth of biased, leftist, gotcha journalism, and you all ate it up like the FOOLS you are. Ah, the Argosy, where we don’t publish things unless we can spin them into something controversial. I’m sure […]

It that time of year again. Almost kind of winter. Now sometimes I thinking, why it get so dark early now? Do it really be like that? I ask my science friend: “Why it get so dark early now?” and she say it just b like that sometime. Now that REALLY got me thinkin. Why […]

I sure did have an eventful weekend. IDK about you but the weather was like the least of my worries on Saturday lol. I was a WAY bigger hazard to myself and others. YEEHAW. Argosy Staff Party 2k18 was fucking lit, or maybe I was just sloshed the whole time and had no idea what […]