Humour
Discomfort rocked the Mount Allison Chemistry Society’s meeting last week as an item not officially on the agenda was brought up. The annual nude calendar in support of the Canadian Cancer Society features tasteful and comedic pictures of Mt. A’s sports teams, clubs and societies. George Spencer, a second-year student with an undeclared major who […]
Expected millennial voter turnout is rising across the nation as millions of millennials endure Thanksgiving celebrations. Canadians sat down this long weekend to give thanks and exercise the seasonal tradition of gathering with relatives and immediately regretting it. In a Thanksgiving that would determine the divvying of grandma’s inheritance, the Argosy sat down with the […]
In yet another embarrassing turn of events for the first-year population of Mount Allison, a freshman student has referred to the R.P. Bell Library as the “lib” instead of as the “lib.” As we all know, the correct way to pronounce “lib” is “lib,” not “lib.” Upon hearing this mispronunciation, a nearby fourth-year washup, me, […]
On Saturday, Oct. 5, 2019, a Mount Allison student was pronounced dead inside of Club P. Herbert S. Brandlesnatch, a 60th-year philosophy student, was found unresponsive slumped over the bar of Sackville’s premier nightclub. Paramedics ruled the cause of death to be natural. He was 80 years old. It was determined that Brandlesnatch had entered […]
On top of the lib In the Ducky’s bathroom Sackville Memorial Hospital, 20 years in the future (known as a “HOCOma”) Dr. Boudreau’s house An air mattress floating in the middle of Swan Pond Your parents’ house Behind the wheel of an RCMP car with the officers locked in the back seat The end of […]
Sackville Tinder getting you down? Stop increasing your match radius – there are plenty of local singles in your area and they’re closer to campus than you think. Ralph Pickard Bell Library: He’s quiet, intellectual and looking for something serious. The Lib is also very claustrophobic and he wants you to settle down and spend […]
A recent string of drug busts at Mount Allison has launched an investigation into student doping. In a truly damning report, the investigation revealed the entire Orientation Committee tested positive for methamphetamine, more commonly known as speed. The report also reveals a strong pattern of drug usage dating back to the beginning of Mt. A’s […]