Hello. I have survived another liver damaging weekend. It was ok, I guess; it’s kind of irrelevant. This week’s tips, however, are a result of my weekend. All I can say is thank god for Keifer Bell. That guy just gives me so many GREAT ideas for tips. This week I’m going to tell you […]

What up, pleasure seekers. It’s Trill again. I may or may not have forgotten to write you guys tips until the last possible minute but, like, don’t worry about it. I was talking to one of my many fans on the phone earlier today and she wanted to know how to make a good Tinder […]

Welcome back, fuckers. Trill is back in the Sack, but you probably already knew that. My presence rarely goes unnoticed. This semester, I’ve decided to once again grace you all with some exceptional advice. Today, I will give you tips on carrying through on your New Year’s resolution. Buckle up baby because WE BACK. Tip […]

Students who lose or find an item can contact the Argosy’s Lost and Found. Leave a brief message describing the item, giving a general location of where and when it was lost/found. LOST Student ID lost somewhere between Bridge St. and York St. while standing in line at Ducky’s on Saturday night at 1:30 a.m. […]

We here at the Argosy’s Humour HQTM think New Year’s resolutions are hard to stick to and, frankly, overrated. So, we’ve compiled a list of feel-good resolution suggestions that anyone can accomplish and feel good about! Resolution 1: Eat a sandwich.This resolution has no time constraint, so at some point or another, it’s bound to […]

Hello peasants. It is I, King Trill. Sorry for not blessing you with my impeccable tips last week. It was a rough weekend, just like this one was! Anyhow, I’ve got some good ones (I think) for you this week, so let’s get it. A question the modern university student often asks themself is how […]

Welcome back from reading week, nerds. It’s ya boy Trill, back in the Sack and ready to fuck shit up. Now, as you might have guessed, my reading week was rad: hearts were broken, babes were smokin’ and ol’ Trill was back in his home in Dirty Dartmouth, at the heart of it all. As […]