It is written in the stars

Here at horoscope HQ, we’ve developed a perfect, ENTIRELY ORIGINAL catchphrase for you based on your zodiac sign. Trust us, you should start saying these immediately; you can’t argue with the stars!

Aquarius: January 20-February 18

You are independent and fight for what you believe in. You are a true helper and a thoughtful person, and therefore, you should adopt the catchphrase “Think outside the bun.”

Pisces: February 19-March 20

Pisces, you are a wise, gentle and at times, overly-trusting person. Your friendliness is a great strength of yours, and you can express that to others by making your catchphrase “When you’re here, you’re family.”

Aries: March 21-April 19

The courageous, confident and honest Aries is a strong-minded, sometimes short-tempered force of nature. To express your unwavering dedication to your goals, an ideal catchphrase for you would be “Have it your way.”

Taurus: April 20-May 20

You, Taurus, are stubborn but practical, dedicated and devoted. Your single-minded focus screams “Badda-boom, badda-bing” (best used when you accomplish one of your many goals!)

Gemini: May 21-June 20

You, Gem, are affectionate and a quick learner, but being the sign of the twins means you are multifaceted, and you should use a catchphrase that acknowledges the many sides of you. With this in mind, you should start saying “It’s not fast food, it’s fan food.”

Cancer: June 21-July 22

Being endlessly creative and persuasive as you are, your catchphrase should both encompass a type of artistry, as well as a clear demand, something like “Eat fresh.”

Leo: July 23-August 22

Oh Leo, you are a passionate lover who is cheerful, humorous and who embodies a true positive essence. To match your passion your catchphrase should be “I’m loving it.”

Virgo: August 23-September 22

As a loyal, hardworking, but sometimes shy and all-work-no-play Virgo, it is important to you that you never let your guard down. So go with a catchphrase that invokes constant striving, such as “Always fresh,” which represents something very different from our suggestion for Cancer.

Libra: September 23-October 22

Libra, because you are so social, cooperative and fair, but at times indecisive and afraid of confrontation, you need a catchphrase that asks a question. We suggest “Where’s the beef?”

Scorpio: October 23-November 21

The feisty, passionate scorpio appreciates truth and loyalty over a long term. That’s why an ideal catchphrase for you might be one that admits the truth right off the top. You should start saying “Betcha can’t eat just one.”

Sagittarius: November  22 -December 21

You are known for being fun, idealistic and generous, although you tend to overextend yourself with the promises you make to others. You may confidently state something, but are in danger of making generalizations, just like the catchphrase “Finger lickin’ good.”

Capricorn: December 22-January 19

The responsible, self-disciplined friend, you, Cap, need to learn to forgive both yours and other people’s errors. To remind yourself of this, we recommend taking on the mantra “Have a break, have a Kit Kat,” which clearly refers to the fact that we think you should adopt a pet, and does not refer to any other item or product.

Carly Penrose