Top 13 Worst Places to Wake Up After Hoco
  1. On top of the lib
  2. In the Ducky’s bathroom
  3. Sackville Memorial Hospital, 20 years in the future (known as a “HOCOma”)
  4. Dr. Boudreau’s house
  5. An air mattress floating in the middle of Swan Pond
  6. Your parents’ house
  7. Behind the wheel of an RCMP car with the officers locked in the back seat
  8. The end of your first class on Monday
  9. The Drew Nursing Home
  10. Falling out of a “shared” twin XL mattress in res
  11. The Argosy office
  12.  Office hours with your toughest prof
  13.  Marshview Middle School
Will Traves