Only one more cycle before we must face the sins of our species
On Sunday, Nov. 2, a 19 year-old Mt.A. student was taken into the sky by high winds. Local meteorologists said “I don’t know man, are you sure that really happened?” Turns out, they don’t study how wind works at weather school or wherever those people go. The incident took place outside Cranewood on Main, at the bend in the street where it gets super windy sometimes, if you know where I’m talking about. It was crazy dude, the wind just carried the guy straight up in the air and that was that. After talking to some Sackville locals, I discovered that this happens once every 17 years.
“Well the wind gods need to claim at least one virgin per cycle, they will feast upon his soul until the next victim is ripped from the mortal plane” a decrepit old woman said. “It is said that once there have been 17 cycles, the Earth shall open, and humanity will need to face their sins”.
So not only was buddy ripped from the mortal plane, he was also a virgin. Seems that he’s had a rough go at life. Shouts out to bro, hope things get better for you king.