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My very sincere application to be the Fentanyl Czar
March 13, 2025
Please Justin! Just one last thing before you go…
Where I think you will be in 200 years based on your star sign
March 13, 2025
Praying I didn’t forget any signs this time
My favourite sexist tropes in pop media
February 27, 2025
Did you know? 50 Shades of Gray passes the Bechdel test
What I think you should have gotten for the holidays based on your star sign
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Horoscopes are so in for 2025
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Surely you’ll stick to these ones… Right?
Breaking news: The Argosy removes people-sized hamster tubes and wheels from the office
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How the hell am I supposed to get any work done now?
A collection of hamster stories from campus
November 21, 2024
Somehow they all die in the most horrible ways
What your Halloween costume will be based on your zodiac sign
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Whatever yours is, there can be a slutty version of it too