A Christmas gift buying guide:

For when you pull a name for Secret Santa that you don’t recognize

Struggling to find a gift for someone this holiday season? Don’t stress! You can rely on this list to find something for someone of any star sign.

Aries: March 21–April 19

  • Candle that does not smell like Christmas at all and is also too strong.

Taurus: April 20–May 20

  • Ugly Christmas socks that are not comfortable in the slightest.

Gemini: May 21–June 21

  • Big big big bottle of wine.

Cancer: June 22–July 22

  • Itchy sweater (Christmas design optional).

Leo: July 23–August 22

  • Christmas peanut butter.

Virgo: August 23–September 22

  • A detailed note explaining how you think Christmas is a consumerist scam.

Libra: September 23–October 23

  • Link to a YouTube video you really like.

Scorpio: October 24–November 21

  • A collection of rocks you found outside.

Sagittarius: November 22–December 21

  • A written confession of the worst thing you’ve ever done.

Capricorn: December 22–January 19

  • Idk, you figure it out.

Aquarius: January 20–February 18

  • A print of your favorite photo the two of you have together.

Pisces: February 19–March 20

  • Airpods.



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