Mount Allison shortening reading week to 21 hours states: “Fuck it!” – LOOKING BACK: Local suffering from ‘man cold’ about to lose his fucking marbles over this one – PPE department sues university for coming up with an acronym that sounds like a euphemism for a p*nis
Humour
During these trying times, draw some birds! Here are some of the Argosy’s favorites: Download the bird (right-click, save-picture-as) (Check back periodically for new birds!) (Send yours to theargosy@outlook.com if you want it to be included: include the word ‘BIRD’ in the subject header of the email and tell us the image name as well […]
On Sunday, March 8 at 3:01 a.m., Shane Swanic had what he referred to as “the most woke-est moment of [his] life” when he was launched forward an hour into the future. While partaking in a night of festivities in the popular bar, Swanic opened his phone to check if any of his drunk texts […]
I’ve been on this bus for nearly three hours. The window next to me is open slightly and the cold mist from the fog occasionally gives me a spritz to the face. It’s almost as though the bus is spitting in my face. I ask myself what I did to deserve this, and come up […]
“Golly, I sure hope the Irvings buy our newspaper next.” Following recent discourse, Mount Allison is taking steps to pay its respect to the traditional custodianship of the land. While this area is known as Sackville, N.B., the land is part of the greater territory of the Irvings. “Pro-oil industries continue to be under-represented in […]
Following the week-long bender undertaken by many Mt. A students during the faculty strike, the Mount Allison Student Liver Union (MTASLU) has declared its intentions to strike, citing poor working conditions, long hours and extreme physical abuse. The MTASLU demands at least a two-day break from drug and alcohol consumption and a long-term commitment to […]
After seven months of negotiating, full-time professors and librarians at Mount Allison University voted to strike Monday if a new collective agreement couldn’t be reached. Latt Mitvak, president of the Mount Allison Faculty Association (MAFA), said the top issue is the number of faculty members available to deliver programs. “Over the past 10 years we’ve […]
