Breaking news: The Argosy removes people-sized hamster tubes and wheels from the office
Dawson Cormier
November 21, 2024
How the hell am I supposed to get any work done now?
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How the hell am I supposed to get any work done now?
Somehow they all die in the most horrible ways
Whatever yours is, there can be a slutty version of it too
Imagine crushing a few pints of ale with the boys here…
I’m literally JUST like you
Is it really a night out if you don’t puke somewhere strange?
From my ADHD-riddled mind to yours
Idk I haven’t really been on that many so who knows if this is valuable
I have a gift from god and I am bestowing it on you
Learn to be great. Learn to lift up the toilet seat.
How the hell am I supposed to get any work done now?
Somehow they all die in the most horrible ways
Whatever yours is, there can be a slutty version of it too
Imagine crushing a few pints of ale with the boys here…
I’m literally JUST like you
Is it really a night out if you don’t puke somewhere strange?
Idk I haven’t really been on that many so who knows if this is valuable
I have a gift from god and I am bestowing it on you
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