Does he have your vote? Does anyone?
To nobody’s surprise, there has been another valedictorian candidate announced for Mt.A’s 2026 graduating class. His name? Nobody knows. Recently added to the pool of photos being reposted on people’s stories, this unnamed white man is running for valedictorian on the basis that “he had a really good time in university with all his friends, and hopes you did too.”
He gave a speech at a cafe/bar/small venue/study space about how grateful he is to run for the self-volunteered position. The unnamed white man promises to tell the shared story of all 2026 graduates in his final speech, guaranteeing that if you vote for him, he might even acknowledge your existence.
Vote for the unnamed white guy you’ve never heard of today!