1) I pulled out all of my teeth so I can tongue kiss you better.
2) Are you The Matrix because when I look at you I want to wear a fine leather coat.
3) Roses are red, violets are blue, please everyone donate to my kickstarter, to buy myself some new teeth I can’t chew.
4) You make my heart palpitate so much I cough up blood
5) What’s the deal with makin’ whoopee?
6) You remind me of my dad because I want to kiss your neck a bunch in a non-sexual way and then try to explain it to strangers that don’t understand.
7) Let’s make stank ass love
by Kael MacQuarrie