The Top 10 Places to Cry on Campus!

Is your favourite on here??

1. Alone in your twin-size bed in residence, listening to girlfriend roleplay ASMR

2. The white floor of the library

3. In your prof’s office while they tell you why you have a 25 per cent average in the course

4.In the fetal position on the floor of one of Harper’s communal showers

5. The front row of the class you haven’t been to since the first day of the semester

6. The steps outside of the Chapel at 3 a.m. while you ask God why he’s forsaken you

7. The Argosy office

8. The empty spot in Jennings where the soft-serve machine was supposed to be

9. The tunnels

10. The Pond bathroom

Trill Waves
Trill Waves is a colossal asshole who somehow conned his way into a position on the Argosy staff as Humour editor. We don’t know how he got here or how to get rid of him. Please contact argosy@mta.ca if you have any idea on how to get rid of this pest.