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How to lift up a toilet seat

Learn to be great. Learn to lift up the toilet seat.

Do you live in residence? Do you use communal bathrooms? Do you choose not to lift up the toilet seat when taking a piss? Well, this tutorial is for you jackass!

Step one: Lift up the fucking seat.

Step two: There is no step two. It is that easy.

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The Argosy is the independent student journal of news, opinion, and the arts. Our content is written, edited, and funded by the students of Mount Allison University in Sackville, New Brunswick.

I’ve been in The Argosy since my first year, and am happy to return as one of the Co-Editors-in-Chief. When I’m not in the Argosy office or in the music conservatory, you’ll find me baking, crocheting, or walking my dog!

I am a third-year English major at Mt. A and one of the Co-Editors-in-Chief at The Argosy this year. I am originally from Whitby, ON, however, I now call Halifax, NS home. In my free time I enjoy reading, writing, and cooking.

Originally from Moncton, NB, I love storytelling in every shape and form! You can find me writing, performing, dancing (acceptably), drawing (terribly), or stuck in a tree somewhere. Send your tallest ladder and your best climbers.

As a news reporter this year I am excited to learn more about the people of Sackville.

Through my lens, I aim to capture genuine moments, tell powerful stories that celebrate diversity, and ignite curiosity about different cultures & perspectives.

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