Written by: D-Money $
Best:
- A gender-neutral bathroom in Ahard Dickson
- Floor-to-ceiling stalls, lots of privacy, quiet, great experience overall.
- The shitroom in the greenroom of the Purrrdy Clawford
- Iykyk.
- The public bathroom of whatever residence rivals your own
- There is something intoxicating about the power play of just ruining the bathroom of an opponent.
- Any place in whichyou’re taking an exam that you really were not prepared for
- It’s not like they’re gonna keep you there, go home, clean up, look at your textbook and go back.
- Shart Hall
- The name speaks for itself, I think.
Worst:
- The Chappell basement
- It’s bad when someone is at the urinal; they can look over the stall at you pooing, just a general breach of privacy. Plus, you’re probably offending a deity of some kind.
- Gooser’s men’s bathroom
- I knew a guy who shit in this bathroom and is now permanently banned from the bar.
- The outhouse in Slaughterfowl park
- If you are caught in a situation where this is your only option, you are strong, and brave, and probably going to smell disgusting until you shower.
- A hookup’s place
- This is just a bad look if you want things to continue. However, if you don’t want things to go forward, it could be a strategic maneuver.
- A graveyard
- Your bloodline has been cursed for generations to come because you thought one more iced coffee wouldn’t affect you. Congratulations.
