Brady wanted to tell everyone that he had fun in Italy
By Jack Daniel Hennessy
hello amarica!
my name is brady and i just one first plase with the usa hockey team i playd with my big brother matthew and he even sed i did a good job!
it was fun we floo on an airplane and went to italy for 3 weeks did you know that is the home of mariokart? we got to tour around milan and get food and my mom got me ice cream for dinner. she was worreed i wood run away so i had to wear a leash the hole time:(
b4 the turnament started my dad told me if i score more than 5 goals i can get a new haircut. i only got 3 so i guess ill haf to keep looking like the monster from the goonies. its not my fawlt i have a raseeding hairline and rafyooz to go fully bald.
we made it to the finals and won and i aksidently took a bite out of the gold metal beecuz i thot it was a gold chokolit coin. i guess im never beeting the “ankle nibbler” alligashins.
we even got a call frum the presadint i dont kno why evreeone was so mad about his joke 2 be honest i didnt even heer it beecuz it was my naptime.
it was stoopid that we haf to leev the olimpics beecuz i am going bak to skool. i hate reeding and haf been stuck at reeding levil 3 since i was a kid. at leest my hockey coach for the ottiwa seniters puts me on the ice even tho i keep gettin hit in the hed.