- A bidet
Now hear me out on this one…
- A wooden pencil infused with AI energy
I guess they soaked it into the contaminated water supplies of small towns? Unsure about this one but kinda wishing I’d bought it just to see.
- Finaseteride
I know this is a self-report but dude if I see one more ‘all-in-one hair loss prevention pill,’ I am gonna crash the fuck out I am at my limit Jesus Christ let me bald in peace.
- AI Cheating software
This one is deadass crazy, they were like: “yeah, you can use this software to cheat on all your university papers and online exams,” and I just think it’s crazy that this can exist and be legal but here we are.
- M&M’s Peanuts
The purple M&M is the hottest one. Don’t hit my line. Get the fuck away from me. I do not wanna talk to you.
- A four-colour BIC pen
I guess this one makes sense, but I don’t like being advertised to so I will not be buying this and you shouldn’t either.
- Chiquita Banana
Fuck these guys too they used to be called The United Fruit Company and they killed sooooo many people so they could sell bananas for more money its fucking crazy, look up United Fruit Company Banana Republic and you’ll see why its weird that a clothing brand is called that now too.
- Like 15 different kinds of dogfood
I do not have a dog, I’ve never owned a dog, I probably won’t ever own a dog either. My cat is like a weird rodent creature that would probably eat dog food so maybe they’ve just picked up on that.
- Various name brand dishwasher pods
There is NO reason at all that anyone should ever buy dishwasher pods. They are NOT easier to use and ALSO clean your dishes LESS than regular dishwasher detergent. Your dishwasher isN’T MADE FOR PODS ITS MADE FOR DETERGENT THAT’S WHY THERE IS AN EXTRA LITTLE SPOT FOR THE DETERGENT OUTSIDE THE MAIN DETERGENT HOPPER THAT CLOSES, SO YOU CAN HAVE DETERGENT FOR THE PRE-WASH RINSE, THEN YOU HAVE DETERGENT FOR THE WASH ITSELF. If you’re having ANY issues with your dishwasher not cleaning your dishes, this is probably the reason. It’s also WAY cheaper.
- Various travel companies
I am the brokest I have ever been in my entire life and you want me to go to Europe right now? Fuck it I guess, the world is gonna end anyways who cares about debt I am never paying that shit off anyway.
Facts #eurosummer!