Aries (March 21 – April 19):
This is just to warn you, I would never hit you, but other people might want to after how you’ve been acting lately.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20):
“The gambler’s fallacy, also known as the Monte Carlo fallacy or the fallacy of the maturity of chances, is the belief that, if an event (whose occurrences are independent and identically distributed) has occurred less frequently than expected, it is more likely to happen again in the future (or vice versa). The fallacy is commonly associated with gambling, where it may be believed, for example, that the next dice roll is more than usually likely to be six because there have recently been fewer than the expected number of sixes. The term “Monte Carlo fallacy” originates from an example of the phenomenon, in which the roulette wheel spun black 26 times in succession at the Monte Carlo Casino in 1913” (Wikipedia.com).
Gemini (May 21 – June 21):
Nobody wants to tell you this but oh my god you are being SO loud lately jesus christ just bring it down a notch for everyone’s sake.
Cancer (June 22 – July 22):
Wake up wake up Wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up.
Leo (July 23 – August 22):
I love yiu oh shit I’m sorry I’m so drunk rigHt Now my boss is gonna si pissed I’m so hammeres rn but I can’t stop thinkming abut ypu…
Virgo (August 23 – September 22):
Take the plunge! Sometimes it’s good to step out of your comfort zone. Just know things don’t always work out and that’s okay, it’s all part of life.
Libra (September 23 – October 23):
Try smiling more. I don’t know man, there isn’t much I can really do about the whole situation :/.
Scorpio (October 24 – November 21):
Your mom has been trying to get a hold of you. She wants you to know that your mail is still going to the house and she doesn’t really wanna deal with it any longer.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19):
I have hidden a secret for you on campus! Here is your riddle:
-. — / .– .- -.– / -.– — ..- / -… . .-.. .. . …- . -.. / – …. .- – / .-.. — .- —
Asparagus (January 20 – February 18):
I promise I’m not mad at you, it’s something else. I just don’t really wanna talk about it right now if that’s okay.
Pisces (February 19 – March 20):
Bro, we should totally hang out!! It’s been so long man I would love to see you again when you can find the time. Just let me know what works for you!
