What up? Trill Waves comin’ back at ya with some fresh new tips. In this installment, I’m gonna tell you how to survive your first round of midterms. Before we begin, a side note: I woke up this morning (Sunday the 24th) severely hungover after the insanity that was homecoming. When I came to, I realised I had not yet created a fresh new set of tips for my adoring fans. I’m currently still severely hungover while writing this, and, quite possibly, still a little bit intoxicated.
Anyway, here are my tips for surviving midterms:
Tip 1: Don’t study. If you want to have a sick story about how you aced the midterm without studying or even going to class, this is the best way to do it. Establish yourself as an “absolute fucking legend” while you’re at it by taking a shot of liquid courage before putting pen to scantron, which brings me to my next tip.
Tip 2: Always use a pen. Profs will go on and on about how the scantron machine won’t read the pen and you’ll get a zero. This is a MYTH! In actuality, using pen on a scantron will automatically give you
100 per cent. Profs say it will give a zero because they’re trying to hide this life hack. Even if they weren’t lying to you, if the machine can’t read your answer, then how can it mark it? Ever thought of that? Boom. I just beat the system.
Tip 3: Burn the building down. Can’t take the test if there’s no building to take it in.
Alright, I usually try to make some more tips, but I am far too hungover to continue, so this is ya boy Trill signing off. Send your questions to Trilliam Waves on Facebook and I might just give you some tips to help you out. Peace.