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Top five quotes from my long distance Momager 

Featuring Anarchy alum Will Faral

By BigFoot 

As a busy university student, it is essential to rely on a momager to help make sure I am locked in. When Will Faral isn’t busy never swimming alone, seeing & Juliet, studying at Wizard of OsGoode University, or dusting his Mt. St. A journalism plaque, he likes to give back to his community with his wisdom. 

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Here is a curated list of quotes from Mt. St. A. dearly missed momager, proving that being an icon can come from any distance. 

  1. “We all have that one wig we hate” (in reference to the actual hair growing on my head).
    Did somebody say wig? When discussing business opportunities with my momager, I disclosed a particular haircut I had as a child, which he went on to reference in sympathy as “that one wig we all hate.”
  2. “Big Ben”
    Have you ever clocked tea so major that you need a new word? Introducing “Big Ben”… a really big clock.
  3. “Baddie Baddie shot o’ clock”
    Similar to Kris Jenner, this momager will never back down from a drink!
  4. “This is my burning of the library of Alexandria”
    When discussing the cinematic masterpiece known as Challengers, Momanger Faral tastefully compared the iconic work saying: “This is my burning of the library of Alexandria”
  5. “Well yes!”
    When in doubt, “well yes” it out!

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