Following the week-long bender undertaken by many Mt. A students during the faculty strike, the Mount Allison Student Liver Union (MTASLU) has declared its intentions to strike, citing poor working conditions, long hours and extreme physical abuse. The MTASLU demands at least a two-day break from drug and alcohol consumption and a long-term commitment to […]
On Saturday, Oct. 5, 2019, a Mount Allison student was pronounced dead inside of Club P. Herbert S. Brandlesnatch, a 60th-year philosophy student, was found unresponsive slumped over the bar of Sackville’s premier nightclub. Paramedics ruled the cause of death to be natural. He was 80 years old. It was determined that Brandlesnatch had entered […]
On top of the lib In the Ducky’s bathroom Sackville Memorial Hospital, 20 years in the future (known as a “HOCOma”) Dr. Boudreau’s house An air mattress floating in the middle of Swan Pond Your parents’ house Behind the wheel of an RCMP car with the officers locked in the back seat The end of […]
Let me set the scene. It’s 3 a.m. during finals season, 2018. I had been kicked out of the library about an hour ago. I had moved into the Argosy office with my friend Sean. In the morning I had a term paper due. The paper was 700 words over the limit. I had given […]
Dr. Jean-Paul Boudreau, the 15th president of Mount Allison University, has been voted Most Lit President in Mt. A history. A poll conducted by some of the guys determined that that “our fucking guy Jean-Paul” is “the most lit prez Mt. A’s ever had,” beating out former president Robert Campbell by 14 places. Criteria for […]