The mascot head has to stay on 😉
By Seth MacFarlane
The Anarchy is extremely, extremely excited 😉 to announce Mt. St. A’s sexiest man alive for 2025/2026 academic year: Monty, the mascot! It was tough competition, between that one professor, you know who you are, you silly little goose 😉 and Will Gallant (he just really rocks that red curly mullet, yannow), but ultimately, Monty came out on top (if you’re into that King).
When the very important news was announced, lots of Mt. St. A students agreed with the decision, evidently that’s what the fans wanted to see. “The chance I might get to see Monty is the only reason why I’ve ever gone to any sports games here,” said one third-year biochemistry student. Another student talked about the first time they ever laid their eyes upon that fine fowl saying “When I came to the house in Grade 12 and then I saw Monty, I knew I had to come here. What can I say, it was love at first sight!”
Clearly, Monty has a lot of possible suitors: The Anarchy staff, the football team, Will Gallant. But here I am humbly asking for your hand in companionship. So what I can say, Monty, if you’re feeling this connection, you can hmu at 420-6767 for a good time 😉