Residence on crack

We asked 100 residents the craziest things they’ve seen; here are the top 10

By Dicle in a Pickle

1. There is a six-foot tree branch in the common bathroom. 
2. Someone is ripping the door off the laundry machine.
3. A 5’2 Residence Assistant is trying to drag a 6’2 resident to their bed. 
4. Someone started a cult in the basement, and they pray to ChatGPT. 
5. 30 people left a singular bathroom. 
6. Dildos were found in the hall and on the wall. 
7. Students filled up condoms with water and slime to throw at the general public. 
8. Someone is twerking in the common lounge at least 5 days a week. 
9. Someone threw up for eight hours straight. 
10. The building caught fire because someone forgot their popcorn in the microwave.