Yes they are doing this and no they don’t care
By Jay-Zed
After months of tumultuous debate surrounding the proposed Taintramar Gas Plant, N.B. Power has decided to change its location. Now, residents of Ballsackville will see their beloved drunk stumbling grounds turned into a power grid.
The power grid plans to use the energy harnessed deep within the heart of the Ballsackville Cube to power the town.
“I can’t believe this corporation hates both people and the environment,” says one aggravated area resident. The proposed new location will see the beautiful brown waters of the park paved and turned into a power-generating grid for the utility. “Finally, more free parking spaces,” said a Mt. St. A student surveyed about the change.
“I feel the new will be a lot better for my job prospects,” says one geography and environment student currently in an unrelated internship with the corporation. “I’m just so over the outdoors. I’ve touched enough grass.”
Another student said, “well, I dropped my phone in the lake so it’s already quite familiar with electricity.”
Construction plans to take place after all littered BlackFly bottles have been cleaned up.