Do not worry, they will take it as a joke
By A Bitter STEM Burnout
When did you first realize you had no soul? (asking for a friend)
Was it when you learned the stages of Mitosis for the first time?
Or the second?
Or the third?
Still in high school, by the way.
The fourth, maybe?
Was it when you learned
speed (v) multiplied by time (t) equals distance (d)
four years in a row, only to somehow
still bomb the kinematics unit in General Physics?
Perhaps it was when you told the Chemistry professor
you didn’t feel prepared for the exam he spent
the entire year preparing you for and he coincidentally
quit teaching afterward and went into administration.
The world may never know.
Hell, maybe you still do not know