What I think you should have gotten for the holidays based on your star sign
Dawson Cormier
January 23, 2025
Horoscopes are so in for 2025
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Horoscopes are so in for 2025
Surely you’ll stick to these ones… Right?
How the hell am I supposed to get any work done now?
Somehow they all die in the most horrible ways
Whatever yours is, there can be a slutty version of it too
Imagine crushing a few pints of ale with the boys here…
I’m literally JUST like you
Is it really a night out if you don’t puke somewhere strange?
From my ADHD-riddled mind to yours
Horoscopes are so in for 2025
Surely you’ll stick to these ones… Right?
How the hell am I supposed to get any work done now?
Somehow they all die in the most horrible ways
Whatever yours is, there can be a slutty version of it too
Imagine crushing a few pints of ale with the boys here…
I’m literally JUST like you
Is it really a night out if you don’t puke somewhere strange?
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