
Some New Year’s resolutions to start your year right
Surely you’ll stick to these ones… Right?

Surely you’ll stick to these ones… Right?


How the hell am I supposed to get any work done now?

Somehow they all die in the most horrible ways

Whatever yours is, there can be a slutty version of it too

Imagine crushing a few pints of ale with the boys here…

I’m literally JUST like you

Is it really a night out if you don’t puke somewhere strange?

From my ADHD-riddled mind to yours

Idk I haven’t really been on that many so who knows if this is valuable

Surely you’ll stick to these ones… Right?


How the hell am I supposed to get any work done now?

Somehow they all die in the most horrible ways

Whatever yours is, there can be a slutty version of it too

Imagine crushing a few pints of ale with the boys here…

I’m literally JUST like you

Is it really a night out if you don’t puke somewhere strange?


Idk I haven’t really been on that many so who knows if this is valuable